Quotes

[Dot-o-rock]

"Speaking as a person who is white enough to afford all the consoles, this is probably the most balanced generation of all time with it all coming down to what you personally want in a console. The Wii is an excitable little yappy bastard, good with children, but a little exhausting. The PS3 is a big dependable black monster, slow but lovably bringing in your slippers every morning. And the 360 is just a good all-arounder that only occasionally pisses itself and dies."

"Once you accept Lego Star Wars where does it end? Playmobil Battlestar Galactica, Duplo Firefly, Meccano Dune? Yeah, I'm done milking that joke.
I guess at first I....WAIT! I got another one; Stickle Bricks Babylon 5? Sorry."

"I only need to tell you that there's a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning! I wish I could make something like this up! It shoots shurikens and lightning! It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire!"

All quotes from Yahtzee down at Zero punctuation



Also;

"One is always considered mad when one perfects something that others cannot grasp." - Ed Wood

"There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me." - David Hasselhoff

[Elgado]

"Once you accept Lego Star Wars where does it end? Playmobil Battlestar Galactica, Duplo Firefly, Meccano Dune? Yeah, I'm done milking that joke.
I guess at first I....WAIT! I got another one; Stickle Bricks Babylon 5? Sorry."

So true, so true =D


"When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.... When he gets older, I’d tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn’t obey "

[Wickie]

[Whitesnake]

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, and a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."

- Jack Handey (1949)

[Retaliator]

"Reality doesn't care for realism".

[Wickie]

some of my favourite quotes from David Gemmels works.

"Why am I taking seduction advice from a man whose idea of foreplay is to slam coins on a table and shout: 'Who wants to ride the big horse?'"  Stavut from The Swords of Night and Day book.

"But bear in mind, you ugly son of a bitch, that I could cut you in half without breaking sweat.  I could swallow you whole if someone buttered your head and pinned your ears back." -Tarantio/Dace from the Dark Moon book.

As the Immortals loomed ever nearer, Delnar could feel the fear spreading among the men. The line shifted as shields were gripped more firmly. The Earl smiled. Time for you to speak, Druss, he thought.
With the instinct of a lifetime of war, Druss obliged. Raising his axe he bellowed at the advancing Immortals:

"Come in and die you whoresons! For I am Druss, and this is DEATH!" - Druss - First Chronicles of Druss the Legend.